17 Items That Appear Like Penises (But Aren’t)

Considering how often the thing is real penises, it really is rather shocking at the amount of circumstances appear to be penises that are not. Consider these 17 phallic finds!

17. See Place Get

See Spot Go

16. Welcome Residence

Welcome Home

15. Tallest Tower

Tallest Tower

14. Potato-rection

Potato-rection

13. Fuzzy-wuzzy

Fuzzy Wuzzy

12. Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz

11. Minnie Mouse

Minnie Mouse

10. Boner Bridge

Boner Bridge

9. Seems Healthy

Sounds Delicious

8. Rising

Going Up

7. Subway System

Subway System

6. Fountain Mind

 Fountain Head

5. Heavy Development

Hard Formation

4. Messing Around

Messing Around

3. Slutty Santa

Naughty Santa

2. Pillow Willie

Pillow Willie

1. Oh, Herman

Oh, Herman

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